Needed: Personal Shopper or Strong-Bodied Woman

I need a personal shopper who likes to find things like mens slacks and ties and perhaps electronics or books. Someone who doesn't mind saying the word slacks, because it doesn't creep her out. Someone who knows my husband and what he likes even more than I do. Someone who loves going from store to store on a Saturday until she finds just the right thing. Someone who will pass up the same thing at Store A, because she knows at Store C, it will be on sale and she is not too tired to wait until Store C to finally buy it. It is a pleasure. Someone who will then come home from hours of invigorating deal finding, wrap the lovely present for me and then say she has just enough time to make a dinner for us if we'd like her to. OR, I need someone to carry my stomach and included energy levels just for today. Thanks. Call if interested... Please provide references upon request.