KEEPIN IT REAL

How come Brett gets to do a pilot exercise program at work where he works out every day (making it an hour longer at work. Great.) with the original creator of the program, and gets his food planned out, cooked and served to him for free? How come the rest of us who are all starting our exercise and eating program today ALL DEPEND ON ME for healthy food that I really don't know how to cook or shop correctly for? Also healthy snacks spread out every two hours that also must be thought out and supplied by me while I'm WATCHING A BABY WHO DOES THIS WHEN I TURN AROUND FOR 1 SECOND?

Why do I have no social life here? Why do all late movies here start at 10:30 instead of 9:30 making it virtually impossible for me to want to go to. 9:30 perfect, 10:30 no way. It's ok. Who would I GO WITH??!!!
Why do I know I HAVE to get a colonoscopy? Misty got one 3 years ago at 35, and the doc found some polyps. She got another one today, more polyps. I haven't even been for my first yet. Because of my serious gag reflex due to 5 seriously vomitous pregnancies, I can't drink anything gross. Ever. It would just come back up. No pepto bismol, no cough syrup, no slightly gross drinks. Ever. Misty did the pill option which is 20 MONGO pills in 15 minutes and then something like 200 MORE over the next hour? I kind of have a big pill problem as well due to those same vomitous pregnancies that have created a seriously sensitive throatal area. So anyway, I must sign off and go to bed because it's 8:40 already. Wow, how time does fly. Yawn yawn. Guess I'll turn in. Since Brett isn't home yet, I'll just see him tomorrow morning before he gets his breakfast delivered and he's off for his PHOTO SHOOT. I'm not making this up people. e